[War of the Far Sun.]
War of the Far Sun: A New Yen
It is an era of war and our foe is us.
The Reb men who use the ion X jet to war
and sit in a hid hut, did vie
and win (it was win one).
The foe? The Imp men of the Not Lit Way.
In the war, the Reb men
who spy did get a rag (we did not ken its ink).
The rag did say how the Imp men
may get a Sun To Die For:
a big orb (as big as a wee geo orb).
It has a ray gun and can
go "Pow! Bye bye geo orb!"
On the lam (the Imp men
did try to nab her), Rex Gal
L. did zip to her kin
in her far sun jet. She had the
rag of the Sun To Die For.
It may get Pax for all
and any far sun (i.e. all) may yet be lib.
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By a dry geo orb, a far sun jet war did go on. On one jet (the Reb jet), Rex Gal L. did get the bot R2. She did say a bit, and the R2 bot did put it in a vid.
"Aid me!" she did cry "Obi Wan, it is all up to you!"
The Imp men did get in the Reb jet, and did nab Rex Gal L. But R2 and its bot pal 3P0 did get to the dry geo orb in a pod!
The dry geo orb was by a far sun on the rim, so the Imp men did not say "Hi" a lot. On the orb was a boy, Luc, and a wed duo who did aid Luc as he did go via boy to man. But the man was not a dad and the gal was not a mom. No, Luc was at the hut of his Pa's bro. On the dry geo orb, the wed duo and Luc did get the dew and bag it (or put it in an urn - no one can say).
Luc did pay for R2 and 3P0 (a few Lit Eye Men did nab the two). He did see the vid of the Rex Gal and the "Aid me Obi Wan" bit did hit his ear. Luc did sup and ask the wed duo to say who Obi Wan was, but the wed duo did not say. Luc got a bit mad and his Pa's bro did say Luc may not go to Imp Man U. Oof!
In the eve, the R2 bot did go off. Luc and 3P0 did go to get the R2 bot, and Obi Wan did aid him. Obi Wan did see the vid and did say to Luc "Let us go and aid the Rex Gal".
Luc did not yen to go. On his way to his hut, tho, he did see the Lit Eye Men and the wed duo did die by ray gun. Luc was mad! He and Obi Wan (and a bot or two) did go!
On the Sun to Die For of the Imp men, DV, a Man of the Not Lit Way did try to get Rex Gal L. to say how to go to the hid hut of the Reb men. He did try to use the Psi Way, but it was a no go as Rex Gal L. was not a sub par foe. She was mum.
So DV did go to the geo orb of Rex Gal L. He did say he did yen to use the Sun To Die For on it. Oh no! Rex Gal L. did say how to get to the hid hut of the Reb men. But ...
Pow! Bye bye geo orb!
The Man of the Not Lit Way did lie!
Obi Wan, Luc and the bot duo did go by air car to get a far sun jet to go to Rex Gal L. (Obi Wan and Luc did not ken Rex Gal L. was in a bad way on DV's far sun jet). Imp men did try to nab the bot duo.
"You do not yen for our bot duo," Obi Wan did say.
"We do not yen for thy bot duo," the Imp Man did say.
"We can go," Obi Wan did say.
"You go, guy!" the Imp man did say.
Luc and Obi Wan did see an Ale Hut. The two did go in to get a far sun jet. The Ale Hut Man did not yen to see a bot or two in his hut, so the bot duo did not go in.
In the Ale Hut, Obi Wan did aid Luc (he did use his Lit Rod) and a bad man did yen for a new arm. Han (he of the big ego) met the two. Obi Wan and Luc did pay a sum to go to Rex Gal L. on the far sun jet Han did own. (Obi Wan did say he had a sum to pay Han at the geo orb of Rex Gal L. too.)
Han had a pal, a Fur Man, who did go to get the jet so it was OK to fly. Obi Wan and Luc did go to get the sum to pay Han. Han did try to go out too, but he had to use his ray gun on an odd man as he did owe the Mob.
All got to the jet, but the Imp men did try to hit the jet (and the men) via ray gun. The jet did fly; the Imp men did not win.
On the way to Rex Gal L., Obi Wan did aid Luc in the Psi Way. Han did say it was a no go, but Luc did use a Lit Rod to ice a Ray Gun Orb. And Luc had no eye to aid him (he had a hat on his mug).
Obi Wan did cry, "A lot of you did cry. But now, you are not!" But no one did ken why.
The jet did get to Rex Gal L.'s geo orb. But it was not! A lot of ore did hit the jet, and Han and the Fur Man did see an orb (but not the orb of the Rex Gal).
The orb was the Sun To Die For! Oh, no!
The Imp men on the Sun to Die For did nab the jet (and Obi Wan and Luc and Han and the Fur Man and the bot duo, who had the map of the Sun to Die For) via a Ray. But all hid in a box on the jet.
The Imp men did not nab a guy or a bot, and Obi Wan did go to get the Ray to die as the jet of Han had to sit 'til the Ray was not. Luc, Han, and the Fur Man did see Rex Gal L. was in a box on the Sun To Die For. The two and one did tog out as Imp men and go to get her out.
Obi Wan did get the Ray to die, but he met DV, the Man of the Not Lit Way. Oh, no! Oh, no! The two men did vie via Lit Rod. Obi was did say "If you hit me and I die, it may be bad for you! You do not ken!"
The Man of the Not Lit Way hit Obi Wan via his Lit Rod, but Obi Wan was not.
(No one did see Obi Wan now, but he did oft try to say a bit to Luc (You may see it in a bit).)
Luc, Han, the Fur Man, and Rex Gal L. met and Rex Gal L. got out, but the Imp men did try to nab all. The two and two hid in a bin at the end of a bit dip. In the bin was a lot of mud and goo, and a bit of box and rod and urn. It was wet and the Imp men had put all the ick on the Sun To Die For in the bin. Eww.
The bin did try to end the two and two. But Han got on the mic to the bot duo and the R2 bot did get the two and two out. Yay!
The two and two got to the far sun jet and did see Obi Wan as he was not. The bot duo and the two and one ran for the jet, but Luc did not yen to go as Obi Wan was not. But Obi Wan did say "Go, Luc, go!" and Luc did go.
The jet did get to the hut of the Reb men and the Reb men did eye the map of the Sun To Die For. The Reb men did see a hit to a wee box may get the Sun To Die For to go “Pow”!
The Reb men did yen to fly at the Sun To Die For in an ion X jet or a few and to hit the box. Luc did yen to go. He was in red and the R2 bot did go too. Han did not yen to go. He and the Fur Man did get a sum (Obi Wan did say to pay the two) and get out. Han did say he did not yen to die. Rex Gal L. was mad. Oh, so mad.
But the war was not too rad. An X jet or two did get hit. One of the Reb men did try to hit the Sun To Die For. But who was on the way?
DV, the Man of the Not Lit Way!
One Reb man did try to hit the box, but the ion orb did not go in. Ack!
The Man of the Not Lit Way did hit and fry the Reb men in a bad way (the Reb men did die). Now it was all up to Luc and a pal or two!
The Man of the Not Lit Way did hit one Reb man, he who was a pal of Luc on the old dry orb. He hit one Reb man who did not die but had to get out of the way.
Now The Man of the Not Lit Way was on his way to hit Luc and get him to die. But Han did not go! He hit the Man of the Not Lit Way (who did not die, but did fly off in a "use the big ill bag" way)! He did aid Luc (and all the Reb men).
Now Luc had to hit the box on the Sun To Die For. Obi Wan (who was not) did say, "Use the Psi Way, Luc." It was odd, as Obi Wan was not, but Luc did say, "OK." He set his PC (or his Mac, as it may be) to 'OFF'.
He hit the box via an ion orb!
The Sun to Die For did go "Pow!"
It was a rad day for the Reb men and a dim day for the Imp men (and the Man of the Not Lit Way).
The Reb men did tog out and cry for joy.
Thursday, March 6th, 2003
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